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I think I've been listening to far too many musicals. Specifically, I think I've been listening to one particular musical more times than is healthy.
Ladies and Gentleman. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show...
Click play to start the orchestra and get the chorus going.
Then sing along...
Opening night...
It's opening night!
It's Bobby Vanquish's latest blog
Will it flop or will it go?
The latest post is nearly done
Another tale that's sure to stun
The story's up and it's on display...
So what do the readers say?!
He's done it again
He's done it again
Bobby Vanquish has done it again!
We can't believe it
You can't conceive it...
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst blog in town!
We sat there reading
Eyes nearly bleeding
'Stop', we were pleading...
It's the worst blog in town!
Oh, we wanted to log off and hiss...
We've read shit...
But never like this!
Bobby Vanquish has done it again!
The stories rotten
The ideas crap
What he's done to blogging
America did to Iraq
We couldn't quit faster...
What a disaster!
We're left to languish
In a blog that's bloody anguish
That slimey, sleazy Bobby Vanquish!
What a cunt!
18 comments:
I did as instructed and sang along with your new lyrics. It was funny and some of your rhymes are better than Mel Brooks' original. But tiny problem - yours is no way the worst blog in town. It would be more anguish if I didn't have it to read x
haha. genius!! encore! encore!
What a hoot!!! Can't wait for the full musical!!! LOL
Thanks! that was enjoyable.
matty: aw - you're too swet. No - step, kick and sing along again!
Dick: I maybe am going to have to find another song, though nothing even comes close to The Producers for now...Gotta suggestion?
Monty: There will be a lot of dancing and alot of rude words maybe. And a full high-step 'n kicking gay chorus.
Dane: it was a pleasure. not really, it was!
i have a confession. im a bad gay. aside from movies i don't know any musicals. though as far as films go my fair lady and grease are always good.
I sang and did the high kicks in the buff. I thought the creative post deserved due credit ya' know.
Carl
Bobby, seriously, you need to get laid.
Dick: Well you'd better start learning some. The Producers is a good place to start.
You could also try Phantom and Mamma Mia. They're good too.
Carl: That's just how I wanted you to react. Of course.
Edd.D: Ordinarily I would have agreed with this but...
... maybe I'm in a completely good mood because.
I'm sorry but I started playing the song and following the lyrics and I was hugely disappointed when the woman sang something different. I really thought you had found some broad to sing along to your lyrics at first. Very disappointed!
London P: This is terrible because I don't know any broads with singing voices who can realise my vision.
Well there is one broad who I;ve seen who likes to sing on camera but I dunno how good their vocals are.
And it's not just anyone who can do justice to these masterful lyrics you know.
Maybe tomorrow I should post pictures of my cock.
At least then we can be sure that the feelings of disappointment won't subside.
bobby cock!! yay! okay got that out of the way. anyway, i didn't see the producers on stage but i saw the movie. both of them. does that count?
Alright, you forced me to emerge from the shadows with this post.
I love you.
Now let's go back to my nest.
LOL that was TOO creative! you have way to much time on your hands.
You've inspired me to rewrite the words to I'm Still Here (Follies) or Ladies Who Lunch (Company) or Rose's Turn (Gypsy).
None of them have good high kicks or big production numbers because they are all solos sung by old broads.
BTW...by naming all of those musicals did I just out myself?
I nearly hurt myself doing the high kicks with no support.
Just for the record, I don't need any particular reason to do dance naked to a show tune or any other other type of music really. I can do it on demand for any reason really and frequently do :)
Carl
Dick: Yes, that counts...
Andrea, Andrea, Andrea... you came out of retirement for me!! This is a bigger comeback than Cher in 1997 with the single Believe.
I am flattered. molte grazie bello. x
Timmy: I think I need to rewrite the lyrics for the Crazy Dame from Seville. Victor / Victoria!?
Anon: Haha - that's quite mental image!
I'm not disappointed. Loved it! Quite the talent.
[Offtopic], I'm new to your blog & was reviewing your archives, specifically the "Legs" posts under your "tags" and was attracted by the legs in the speedo. I know this was a while back, but do you rmember if they are attached to our very own LP?
Bobby don't you dare go there B4 me.
Anyway, it has been done already. Go listen to (the original) Company. Bobby, bobby....
It's all about Bobby.
ahoj
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