Down memory lane

Before Bobby Vanquish there was just Bobby. Me.

Bobby used to write a blog which he started in May 2006. It was a diary of how he was getting on at the gym. Bobby worked real hard and transformed himself from being a fat heffer into something a little more presentable.

Some of you may recall that silly old blog, I remember it with fondness.

Before I deleted it I printed out the entire contents which runs to about 136 pages. I'd forgotten I'd done so and it was only when I was clearing out my room for the painter that I found all those pages, neatly stacked in a box.

Like a pile of a hundred memories so I thought I'd share a few...

This entry comes from 25th August 2006.

It's entitled Down On My Knees and it went something like this:

Please forgive for I have SO sinned.

I swore that I would never ever wank in the showers at the gym. I honestly said to myself that I would never do it. It's a public gym for god's sake. I would never wank in the gym.

Er, never say never.

So, I'm showering and I notice a large, muscular black man standing in the stall opposite.

I would say that he was middle 20s but whatever his age, he's built like a brick shithouse.

Big. Huge shoulders, big chest, fuck me. Hot.

He keeps getting the soap and washing his nether region and I think; "hmm... he's washed there about five times..."

He looks very straight so I think that there's no way that he's a woofter. I carry on and the next minute I see him glancing at me.

He turns to one side and I notice his willy has gone from flaccid to a semi.

Well, having seen that, I can only describe it as like having a bolt of lightning surge through my body.

In a slightly chilled shower stall I went from being warm under the weater to scorching. My penis immediately expands about five inches in as many seconds.

I cannot stop it.

I look again and he's towelling himself off. And oh my god. Oh My God. Oh. Fuck. Me. You sonovabitch.

I glance again and he's rubbing the towel over his crotch.

At this stage I am having difficulty taking my eyes off him. Imagine a rack of 6-ft black muscle, dripping wet and rubbing himself clean with a crisp white towel.

Suddenly he lets the towel fall away and there's he's stood - his cock pointing like a rock-hard banana, right up into the air.

I gulped and thought 'ohmyfuck'.

I was short of breath. Here was this great hulk of hot black muscle (with a very cute face) standing in front of me, smiling with a glint in his eye and as erect as the branch of an oak tree.

I immediately spin around with my back towards him and all but touch myself. I instantly exploded all over the shower stall.

I hadn't done that for a very long time. In fact, it's been ages since I've been so hot and charged that it takes just a few strokes and I've completely shot one off.

My left leg bent, the hair on the back of my neck stood on end and I squinted as I whacked it out. It must have nearly hit the ceiling.

Turning back around he's still stood there - towelling of his raging rock. I simply couldn't take it anymore.

My heart is thumping and I just didn't know what to do. So I smiled, fumbled and promptly left.

Leaving the changeroom after getting dressed I caught his eye on the way out and managed a nervous smile. He winked back.

The whole incident has given me wank ammunition for the next twenty years.

It's one small reason why I am now just going to die that little bit happier.

Of course I couldn't snap a photo but he looked something like this...

(This is like but NOT him...)

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So that was the story, lil ol' Bobster being a complete pervo. Those were the days!

I had actually forgotten about him too, until I re-read this story. I don't see him at the gym anymore. I wonder what happened to him? God he was hot.

I remember that experience like it was yesterday, not 18 months ago.

Having mentioned him now I bet I see him three times in the next three days. That's just how it happens.

Disappointingly I will probably see him on the Tube, fully clothed. It would be far nicer to have him within milimetres of me.

I bet if you found yourself in the same position, you'd do the same thing too!