Monday 3 March 2008

Starter for Pride

On Saturday morning I am up early. It is Cape Town Pride and there is a lot to look forward to.

I am supposed to meet Andrew and Ian for breakfast, then we're going to watch the procession and attend the carnival afterwards. The idea is for us to meet at around 11am.

I figure there's enough time beforehand to go to gym.

And thus begins the story of one of the most shameless things I've ever done.

So I'm at the gym doing arms because I want to wear a tank top and therefore must have good arms, so I'm doing those tricep pulley-thingys.

Out of the corner of my eye I spot this guy. He is big, muscular and tall. I'm about 6' and he is definitely a head taller than me. Maybe he's about 6'4.

He has dark olive skin that is shining with sweat in the Saturday morning light. He is fucking sexy actually. I want him.

We glance at each other. He isn't mixed-race, looks more Latin American / Brazilian.

Next, I am at the water cooler and he is at the water cooler. And then I am standing doing arms and he appears next to me, doing arms.

On paper I am not convinced he's gay. He's very tall, very muscular but has an air of straight about him.

My hypothesis of this is based on:
1/ He has good legs (most gays only ever do upper body)
2/ None of his clothes appear to be designer
3/ He hasn't really looked at me - he's just ended up doing the same exercise next to me.

Whatever happens next, I'm not entirely sure but a conversation continues along the lines of:

Pablo (for thus is what this guy shall be known as, striking up a conversation)
It's hot today...

Bobby (trying to stop nervous-leg-shake syndrome)
Yes, it is... shouldn't really be in the gym but you know... gotta work out.

Pablo
Yeah (laff, laff...) is better to be spending it at beach

Bobby
Yeah - you don't sound South African, where are you from?

Pablo
I am from Brazil (surprise, surprise...), you also no sound South African?

Bobby
I'm on holiday from England.

Pablo
So you do anything interesting while you here?

Bobby (pretending to be absolutely clueless about South Africa)
Not really, this-and-that...

Pablo
What kind of thing do you like doing?

Bobby
Haha, depends I guess.

Pablo
Haha, well there's a lot to see...

Bobby (sarcastic but SO fucken flirty)
Yes, haha - well maybe not right here in the gym!

Pablo (laughing)
Haha, no... but somewhere maybe?

Bobby
You got an hour to kill?

Pablo
Yeah....

Bobby
Do you have a car?

Pablo
Let me get my gym bag and I follow you.

I say that that's how the conversation went, but of course I'm not sure.

What I do know was that it didn't last for more than two minutes and what is sure is that he ended up underneath me.

We interacted in the bedroom and again in the shower because we'd both just walked out of the gym, mid-exercise and still a bit sweaty, having collected our togs and left.

I still cannot believe that I picked up a guy at the tricep machine at the gym.

Driving back to the hotel I was convinced that we has going to take a left turn behind me when I took a right.

So at one point during our period of interaction, I lifted my eyes to heaven and said "God, I so fucking love you at this point."

Afterwards we showered and he began to put his clothes on but I stopped him.

"Wait... listen. I am supposed to meet friends for lunch but I'm late - and they're SO not going to believe my excuse, so do you mind standing over there, next to the bed?"

"Thanks mate and maybe see you at the gym sometime."

"Haha, I hope you don't get into much trouble."

We kiss, he leaves, I dress and go for lunch.

16 comments:

Mike said...

Oh my.. that Bobby... SHAMELESS

Bobby Vanquish said...

Mike: But so goddam enjoyable.

Graham said...

excellent work bobby, and a picture as evidence. If only my friends were as thoughtful and clever. I always ask my friends if they got a pic after they start some story about a guy they've met.

Timmy said...

holy f_cking Carmen Miranda! That kind of stuff NEVER happens to me (well one time at the grocery store but never at the gym)! I need to go on holiday and have some fun. You're my inspiration.

2 more comments: "My hypothesis of this is based on:
1/ He has good legs (most gays only ever do upper body)" I've never understood this. Legs can be SO sexy.

glad you took a pic because yep, your friends never would have believed the story without proof.

Jon said...

Did this break Commandments 5 & 6?

Bobby Vanquish said...

Graham: That's exactly the point. Were I to start to the story "you won't believe what happened but...", you wouldn't. So I had to snap.
It's also nice to have as a little memento.

Timmy: Yeah, gays seem petrified of doing legs but what always looks the best is a guy with a great pair. The other reason to take the picture was to remind myself that it wasn't some big mo fantasy.

Jon C: Ah. Yes... Well, not really because:

5/ While on holiday I will NOT fuck around.
By 'fuck around' I mean get drunk somewhere and go to the local sauna and hook-up repeatedly, then slag around and maybe end up in a club toilet, all on the same night. That's (the definition of) fucking around, for me.

6. I will NOT "go back" with someone I don't know. No matter how shameless it is, I will get their number and tell them that I've passed it onto a friend and I will tell a friend where I'm going.

He came back to mine so I'm cool with that. But this commandment really related to meeting someone in the darkness of a club while slightly pissed / fucked and then deciding to take things further and getting into their car and going back to their at like 4am, to somewhere I'm unfamiliar with.
It's that I didn't want to do because it could be very dangerous and I haven't.

Anonymous said...

Yay! What a nice surprise ... you certainly are having a great holiday ;-)

ANDRE said...

Uhm, I like his watch...

Good job babe! :)

Bobby Vanquish said...

Wayne: It was the best unplanned surprise (?!) I've had in ages.

Andrea: Only the ones with good taste will do. x

Victor said...

I've never heard it called 'interaction' before!

Bobby Vanquish said...

Victor: It's the best euphemism ever. Blame London Preppy for it. He thought it up, I merely thieved his idea.
And yes, it was a brilliant interaction.

firstimpre55ion said...

HOLY SHIT BOBBY!!! YOU WHORE!!! I'm so jealous! LOL WOW...I'm just floored by the whole thing...I'm in awe of your mojo!!! Christ! Can I borrow that so I can get some action in NYC?! Thanks! I'll give it back when I get hit on and such...lol!

Bry

dickophile said...

you are my hero! my new mantra is what would bobby do?

Bobby Vanquish said...

fI: Yeah, a complete flaming whore-bitch! And I think that's a compliment.

Dick: So thanks. Of course I wanna know how you get on. And I won't be blamed if you end up in jail.

dickophile said...

dont worry i wont end up in jail. you wouldn't so neither will i!

Bobby Vanquish said...

Dick: I haven't ended up in jail yet, so I think we're fine...We've come this far baby...