Body spotting

It's now about three weeks until I go to Cape Town (or Keptun as the locals say) and of course I'm going to the gym like mad.

Now, you may or may not know of Chris Geary?

Well, he has recently been on holiday to Cape Town and has posted a huge amount of photos of his trip.

This is excellent because it gives me a rough guide of what I can expect as far as competition on the beach is concerned.

And I have to say that I am glad that it's not going to be as stiff (ahem) as I thought if this is anything to go by:

So let's assess this picture.

First, the guy on the right, I think has the best body only because of his partial sixpack. Second from the right's costume is pulled a little too high, second from left is a little scrawny and okay, black Speedo-man has nice biceps.

Yes, I need to do more bicep exercises I think.

(Isn't it fun gossiping about people we don't know?!)

Now this picture is a little more interesting to look at...

It's a bit difficult to make out the guys exactly but they are quite fit.

The disclaimer is that it was taken at a "body beautiful" competition. More specifically this body beautiful contest.

I think we can all agree that all the guys in this picture are pretty tight.

So what do we know? Well the guy on the far right is a Greek guy who's nickname is apparently "Costa La Vista." (Costas... hasta la vista... geddit?)

I know this because he knows a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

The guy who's second from left (with the blonde hair and rather unsexy legs) won top prize and the last time I was in Cape Town I remember he was a gogo dancer.

Of all those guys I have to say that the hottest is the one with the tattoo on his pec. Agreed? Check those legs, bitches...

In this picture we see he has a pierced nipple and two tattoos. Doubly fierce, I think.

Therefore, this is going to be the guy who I am going to hunt down and eat when I get to Keptun. Holy fuck, I can't wait.

But do you want to know what's the most amusing thing about those pictures?

Well, have a look at this one below.

In it we see the two runner-up princes(?), the contest king and a rather trashed looking drag queen with socks and peanuts stuffed down her top.

And the funny thing?

The man in drag - who goes by the name Sheena - used to be my bloody hairdresser!

Small world, innit.