It's Sunday and I'm out doing some shopping and I go into John Lewis on Oxford Street and happen to be wondering through the toys / children's section. It's on the way to the tech / laptop / nerd department...
It's funny how your gay sensors work because I clapped eyes on him as he was kneeling down to re-arrange a display.
He had a tiny arse and these enormous lats. I was absolutely transfixed and nearly ended up walking backwards down the escalator because I couldn't take my eyes off him.
He was no more than 25 years old with massive shoulders and a light dusting of blonde hair over his arms.
And hello! Just look at those arms (the one in the black on the right)...
His arse was so perky you would run the risk of dislocating your hand by pinching it. He had this soft baby face and huge, heaving chest.
I wanted to just touch him and lick his neck and run my tongue over his massive biceps.
Seeing me standing around he wandered over and in this Eastern European growl asked me if I needed any help. My mouth went dry and I smiled.
"No thanks, I'm just looking..."
Sunday 4 November 2007
I love you
Written by Bobby Vanquish at around 22:09
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OMG...there you go again Bobby!!!
Just lookin'?! Puhlease!!!
Grow some balls and just say that you were admiring the goods! G'lord!!!
I've gotten pretty brash lately and being completely outspoken and saying things I'm surprised I'm saying because a few months ago I would never say them aloud!
So get off your duff and get on it mister!
Haha...:P Wuss!!!
-Bry
Why is it a majority of Easter European lads look good enough that they could do porn.
I was down my local gym last night and there was wall to wall Polish lads - all hot in their different ways.
What I love in that picture is the comparison between the two guys in black (and their arms). If you look at them back and forth it's like watching a before/after commercial for this machine:
http://buyfitnessonline.com/osc/images/POWERTEC%20WB-CMA.jpg
Viva la Polska!
See, I would have said "Yes, I need help" and most likely bought something I really did not need. Just to spend more time with him. And because arms like that make me do crazy things.
At least this time you've given us specs so we can go and stalk him ourselves. I promise to "happen to wander through the toys/childrne section at John Lewis soon too.
fI: I'm not going to just walk up to some guy and go "hey nice arms - can I have a snap, honey?"
He'll punch me (or kiss me hopefully).
fleetmonkey: all Eastern European lads look like they do porn, because they do!
Andre: I like the guys shoes in that picture - the one you put up. And his vest. V. hot...
Billy: I really was contemplating buying something but came to my senses when I realised it was just Fisher Price and Barbies. I might go back just to have another look at what's on offer though.
London P: Of course I wouldn't for one minute think you'd go back to try and get a lick yourself. (Past the PaperChase on the left after the escalator).
that flexing guy is just pure style. can't wait to get those boots myself!! ... :|
I like shopping in the nerd department. They always have cool stuff there.
Carl
Now listen here. I walked that John Lewis flat out today all departments including cosmetics. No eastern european around. Must have been his day off. I wanted to tell him Bobby says 'i love you' lol. The consolation prize was seeing the worlds biggest plasma screen on top floor at £50000. Bargain, take 2 ty.
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