Lads, the wedding is right back on. Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod. We've had contact.
Yes - oh lord, it was at the arm machine. He came over to me, my heart skipped a beat.
"Are you nearly done?", said he.
Me, smiling the biggest smile; "yes - I will be in a second, mate..."
I worked out for another 5 seconds more. "Mate, I'm all done now", said I, casually touching his arm.
Serious lingering eye-contact happens and I get a semi.
Ohmygod, ohmygod. I now forgive him for wanking in the gym showers.
I have just been down to Hatton Garden to prospect His & His gold bands. It looks like I may be slipping his ring on afterall. (Pun very much intended...)
It sounds okay, doesn't it? "We met in the gym."
Now that we're passed first base we can start on the casual chit-chat. You know the "mate, do you mind just spotting me" (aka standing over me so that I can see up your shorts) etc.
Hopefully I'll learn his real name sometime soon. For the moment, he's still Rory.
I'm so excited I am going to think about him as I fall asleep tonight (yes, that's euphemism for "as I toss one off...")
Tomorrow, however, I'm going to have to give the gym a miss, because I've had to call in the help of London Preppy.
I go to gym alone, I prefer it that way. It means I don't have to talk to anyone and can turn on my iPod and not be disturbed.
The downside to this is that sometimes one does need a second pair of eyes, to assess the talent where necessary. So tomorrow, London P (who you may have guessed has some experience in the gym - have you seen his sixpack?), has graciously agreed to be my second pair of eyes.
He has been given a pass, a list of who's who and he's going to assess their suitability or not. This is also good because having a second Gaydar working will help me too, in the long run.
The great thing about my gym is the range of people who go.
Celebrities go, hot straight boys do, hot gay boys also (me, obviously) and even the odd Hungarian gay porno star.
Hopefully they'll all pitch and we'll have a full house. I can't wait to read the results of this very important undercover investigation.
Tuesday 20 November 2007
First contact
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If LP gets Rory to wank in the shower is it all off again?
You say there are celebs at the gym - are we talking A or Z list?
The only celeb i've ever seen in a gym is Michael Ball, when he was going through his really heavy hairspray period (the styling product not the show). Suppose the next question would be naturally - caught any of them wanking in the shower?
Fleetmonkey: In celeb terms we're talking Z-grade. If I were to start listing them, you'd fall asleep.
If Rory and LP end up wanking in the showers, the decent thing would be for at least one of them to take photos and share them.
My assessment of this situation is that you should take LP with youto the gym, as origionally planned while at the same time skipping the whole Operation Rory thing and you should just ask LP out for dinner after your done lifting.
When LP asks what you are doing, you can just say, "er uh.... there's been a change in plans."
Let's call Operation London P plan A and Operation Rory, plan B.
Carl
can't be....all the Z-listers are in the Jungle. lol
I want to be thinking of J wanking in the shower but all thats coming to mind is Christopher Biggins.
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Carl: LP is going to the gym to investigate it alone. I am sitting home with my feet up.
And besides - dinner would be a disater. London P only eats toilet paper and I only drink protein shakes.
I dunno what restaurant offers those to on the menu.
Maybe I should TimeOut though, just incase.
seahorse: Janice Dickinson is no Z-lister, baby!
Fleetmonkey: Who's J? And why does he look like *shudder* Christopher Biggins??
J - Jason Brown - used to be in 5 - the muscley one - Christopher Biggins is also in the jungle.
Fleet: Oh! Now I understand. "I'm a Celebrity" yadda yadda.
Yeah he does have nice arms. You need to stop thinking about Christopher Biggins, man!
Yes, I understood the plan the first time.
I'd say just skip the dinner then and ask LP to a movie instead.
I'd say that you can hit some common ground on that one. Let him choose the movie. See?
Operation LP only needs a tweek here and there.
You know LP is reading this and is just waiting for him to ask you to go out. I'm being the good little matchmaker here. Go for it. :)
Carl
Well done Bobby. I know you're going to get your man. And I look forward to hearing all about it, showers or no showers...
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