I'm sorry that this is the best I have to offer right now. Apologies if you're a fan. Actually, apologies generally. Sorry, yeah?
Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly Gates.
St Peter opens up and says "oh it's you Luciano, come on in - squeeze through."
Pavarotti says; "hold on, I've got an envelope for you, from the Pope." St Peter opens the envelope and reads it.
"Here's that Tenor I owe you."
etc. etc.
Thursday 6 September 2007
La la la....
Written by Bobby Vanquish at around 20:29
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3 comments:
welcome to my life, i get all those questions along with "oh, so you do computer effects like in LOTR / Starwars etc" despite having spent the last 10 mins telling them how i specialise in LIVE physical effects....
...i could trade you some 5 star gossip about belgiums #1 family entertainer :-p
Now us Italians have to find another famous Italian to export all the stereotypes about our country around the world.. damn!
chabang: I moved the furniture around a bit so to the majority this comment makes absolutely no sense. But I understand it! ;-)
And no!! Not Helmut Lotti??!! My hero...
Andre: Pavarotti was a legend. The best bit of gossip I ever read about him was that apparently "while rehearsing for his farewell performance at Covent Garden, Pavarotti sloped off to his dressing room with two female dancers. He was discovered a little later, by the runner sent to retrieve him, enjoying oral sex from one, while the other held his stomach out of the way."
What class! What a guy! Love him.
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