See, it does work!
I went out for lunch with Helen in Maida Vale to meet others and watch the rugby. Getting out of the car I put the keys into my pocket and found a five pound note.
Walking to the restaurant a black cat ran across my path. Of course I immediately went into the Tesco Express nearby and bought a lottery ticket with the fiver.
Kerching! My licky dip ticket has matched three balls and I've won £10.
The winning numbers were 4, 10, 20, 24, 39, 49, B: 31
The circled 21 was my overexcited cock-up while watching the draw.
In South Africa in March I won R500 on a slot machine at Grandwest Casino putting me in the black by R300.
The only other time I've gambled, at Sun City in South Africa, I won R60,000 on the first pull of a slot machine.
Therefore, my new resolution is to gamble more.
Of course I've probably used up all my luck now and will end up in massive financial difficulties in 6 months having pissed all my money away on the horses, lottery, dogs etc.
So if you see me with a moth-eaten dog on a blanket on Shaftesbury Avenue, please give generously.
Thanks and God bless you kindly. (Just in case...)
Saturday 8 September 2007
Juggle my balls
Written by Bobby Vanquish at around 22:11
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4 comments:
we won £7 on Euromillions this Friday. Otherwise no lottery success for years. However I did win £50 from my premium bonds in July and another £50 in August.
ahoj
have you considered drinking as well?
czech: Premium bonds are the best. I have some but have yet to receive the brown envelope. Maybe now with my new luck they'll appear on the doorstep. I am going to start holding my breathe. Obviously.
chabang, I have never touched booze, nor have I ever skated on the edge of becoming a total wino.
Of course this is all not true! Wanna hear about my relationship with liquor? it's a loooooong story...
alcohol - friend, mother secret lover.....
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