Monday 10 December 2007

Gym pap

Folks, I have a bit of late breaking news to bring you!

You know how I told you about the porn star who works me out at the gym? Or my colleague who wanks in the shower. And hello, let's not forget about Rory (who's been AWOL for a few weeks, actually...)

Of course you're right, even London Preppy's been along to investigate the place.

Well, this is just as good as all that because it seems the paparazzi have been stalking my gym too!

X-Factor's Rhydian in the gymThe first thing I have to say is that my gym is not Fitness First so Rhydian's T-shirt is slightly amusing.

Second is that he's not the most famous person I've ever seen working out there but at least there's proof of it!

Incase you don't know (or don't care...) the blonde guy in these pictures is Rhydian, a contestant in the X-Factor. It's kind-of the UK equivalent to American Idol. Apparently he could win it, is this true?

Anyway, it's a talent show on TV, Simon Cowell's in both - you get the idea...

(Above) Here Rhydian has obviously been working out on the pec machine which is just to the right of the pic - hence him studying his chest. To the left are the windows which look out onto the swimming pool.

In this picture we see Rhydian using the incline chest machine. Yes, there are a lot of chest exercises involved. Maybe he should do some more arm exercises, me thinks...

As you can see, his arms although defined, aren't that great.

Finally, this picture above, is the most legendary one. Rhydian is hanging off the same cross bar that my hunky Hungarian hot-dog helped me up on the other day.

How funny! So now you've had a peak inside my gym too.

I think tomorrow I'm going to have to go armed to the gym with sunglasses and a large hat, God forbid someone should photograph me working out. I would hate it!

(PS. I'll be there from 7pm tomorrow, in a red vest and black shorts. Please only shoot me from the right, it's my best side. And stay out of the showers.
Until I say...)

9 comments:

ANDRE said...

Didn't Journey South from last year's X-Factor went to the same gym? I heard this gossip back in the day... by the way, it looks like some refurbishing has been done since last year uh?

I wasn't aware of the existence of this Rhydian guy, who, by the way, scares me a little. Does he look as repulsive in person as he appears to be in those pics? And he's got a flat butt, doesn't he?

Bobby Vanquish said...

Andre: I have to say that is he quite freaky looking. There is nothing sexy about him in the slightest. And yeah, there is no butt. He looks weirder in the flesh because his arms really are puney but he has this MASSIVE chest.

And yeah, they've done up the place.
They say "a million pounds worth of improvements", I say "a few new TVs and somebody just cleaned the place because it was disgusting."

Anonymous said...

Rhydian was apparently the junior record holder for bench press in Wales (I think the record still stands). That doesn't make up for the fact that he's a hideous beast of a thing (at least appearance-wise, I'm sure he's a really nice guy) and he scares the bejaysus out of me when he 'sings'. He does stand a very good chance of winning the X-Factor though, I've been told by a very reliable source (a gay mate who watches all those shite talent style shows on tv).

Bobby, whatever you do, don't get photographed anywhere near Rhydian...the shame of it!
:)

Anonymous said...

The boy does have a big set of Moobs.

When I look at Rhydian I think he should be in a remake of that 50's scifi film where they had the Inter Rossiter and the crab guy - This Island Earth.

By the very small amount of the X-Factor I will admit to having seen - I think he will end up in the West End rather than Wembley.

Based on the pics i've seen the butt is quite nice out of gym shorts - if a little disproportionate to the top end.

Edd said...

so that's what a real gym looks like. I too use a gym, and I use the words "use" and "gym" loosely. Infact although it has exercise instruments its more of a spa where fat old rich people go to sweat, soak, and moan about taxes. I think i need to cancel my membership pronto, yours looks like it has better views.

Bobby Vanquish said...

Graham: I don't stand near him when I see him. He scares me too. As does anyone with platinum blonde hair and black eyes.
He walks like the bad guy in Terminator 2.

fleet: Yeah in those pictures he has no butt. But look at the top one. Look at the size of his massive chest and then compare it with his tiny little arms. It's all odd.

Edd.d: Our gym isn't much better but the jacuzzi is glassed off so you don't have to see / hear the rich people moaning about taxes and the lack of AA roadside assistance in Mustique. Come to mine - you run the chance of bumping into Emma Thompson and Mel C too (when she's not singing in silly Christmas concerts)

Edd said...

"and the lack of AA roadside assistance in Mustique" made me chuckle. Thats definatley in the running for quote of the year.

Edd said...

forgot to say its gorgeous there

Bobby Vanquish said...

Edd.d: Thanks... but it's so true! You and Princess Margaret are the only two people I know who go there!
And that pic of your with the white fur coat looks strangely like...