My real-life gay wet dream

So just what did I get up to with my new Hungarian mega-muscle pornstar buddy*?

Okay, while skipping home that post nearly wrote itself and I really did savour writing every word of it.

However, I fear this may be a serious case of the headline being better than the story. But I don't think it is...

Here's what happened:
At the gym I am using the cable crossover machine - you know the one where you can do pull-ups and use the cables on either side.

I am trying to do back but I'm feeling tired, flat and bored.

In walks Felicity (as I now call him). He is dressed in a blue T-shirt and white gym-style trousers.

I cannot tell you how incredibly big he is - so here's a picture...

He's working out next to me but then wants to share the cabley crossover machine. In a thick Eastern European accent, his voice a mixture of gravel and thunder, he says; "we share machine?"

I nearly fucken faint.

This guy is 6'4. In all the films he's appeared in (more than 30) he stars as a "power bottom". He is like a gay porn monolith. A towering mountain of sex, tan and muscle.

I say to him "yeah, go ahead, use the machine - I'm really bored..."

He asks what I'm doing, I tell him and he offers to help.

For some reason I didn't spring a boner but I have to say that it was one of the most erotic experiences I have ever had in my entire life. The word erotic was coined to describe what it felt like

He helped me with pull-ups by putting his hands on my waist and lifting me up slightly. Me being totally turned-on and completely gung-ho decided to try twice as hard.

He was friendly, he smiled and I think what made it even more hot for me was that I don't think he had a clue that I knew who he was.

When I was stood waiting for him to finish, watching him I just kept thinking "I want to rip your clothes off so badly". My left leg was shaking at times (do you ever get that?). I had this ridiculous grin plastered on my face throughout.

It ended with his friend appearing and they then left - he offered to help me again if I wanted.

Just fantasising about the scenarios that could have happened, makes me seriously hot.

Make no mistake, this guy makes a living out of selling his body. Usually I don't find lads like him that attractive but when they're standing over you in the flesh, smiling with their massive bulging arms ready to help you, it's just like a real-life gay wet dream.

The best thing now is that my back and lats seriously hurt. And I've been saying to anyone that'll listen that the reason I'm in so much pain is thanks to a Goliath-like Hungarian gay porn star.

God, he worked me out tough and I loved every minute of it.

The grin on my face will seriously not go. It was so sexy, so much fun and I didn't even get naked.

This has seriously been one of the highlights of my year. Yes, I am a little pathetic, I know...

* = the reason I haven't named him is because I think it's a little rich for me to stay anonymous, only for me to then plaster his name all over the place.

I will say though that, having done a Google search, I see his latest feature is called "Olympus". You'll have no problem spotting who I'm talking about.

Edit: I am kinda sorry that this post is so boring after the way I built it up but it's the most exciting thing that's happened to be in a long time. My life is so dull. I never said I was interesting, did I?