So remember I said that Christmas was going to be pretty horrorific for me?
What with staying at home, stranded with nowhere to go, stuck in the middle of winter I wondered what the hell could go wrong?
These two girlies below didn't seem to think that anything could go wrong, at least.
But don't just take my and their word for it.
Without further ado, here is my annual festive video message (sorta like the one from the Queen, a bit)...
You really didn't think I was going to strip off, wrap myself in tinsel and mouth the words to a carol did you?
Yeah, it's December 25th. Merry Christmas bitches.
With thanks to my mobile phone, Krszysztoph Penderecki and a tube of Sainbury's sun-ripened tomato paste.
Tuesday, 25 December 2007
Yule be sorry
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It could be worse...
You could be spending time with my family.
simply brilliant.
merry xmas! :)
"with apologies to Stanley Kubrick, and Alfred Hitchcock and William Friedkin and ..."
I can't believe that someone like you is still single...
Buon Natale bellezza!
xx
Merry Christmas Bobby!!
You're to good to let a few obbsticles get you down!
Steven: Thanks - that's not the first offer I've had. I have to say that working or spending it with your family sounds marvellous. When you compare it to spending time with my family.
Cooper: Merry Christmas to you and Brechi too x x
Andrea: Aaah... sometimes I wonder that myself. I have the same problem as you - I set the bar too high. In 2008 I either have to lower it or er... fuck, there is no other option.
Splicer: I'm at work but I've had a few mince pies and some Cava so all is well in the world.
You have issues
LOL
but then again that's obvious and only someone with issues can say it too
You didn't think I'd not mail you on Christmas did you?
Merry Christmas to you too. I slit my wrists and drew some blood to spell Merry Christmas out for you so you would know that it would be authentic and from my heart. But you can't really see it as I'm typing this message out. Hmmm??
Now if you will excuse me.... I feel somewhat faint from the blood loss, so I have to go lick my wounds.
Merry Christmas!!
Carl
This would be a neat experiment to try sometime.
Take like say 8 of the main commenters in this room. We then all go to each other parents house to spend time with them on some day. Sort of a round robbin type of thing. We go from one house of parents of one of the posters and stay for chips, drinks or whatnot and talk for say two hours at a time. Then we move on to the next one.
Then, when it is all said and done, we all go out to some pub somewhere and tell what we think of each others situation family wise etc.
For some of us, things will begin looking pretty good for us by comparison and for others, we will be glad that those were my parents!
Seriously, I wonder what we'd find....
Carl
you are a sick puppy and i love you for this! merry christmas with love from sydney.
Drew: My issue is that I have too much time (and tomato sauce) on my hands - and the door in fact...
Carl: Ohmygod - don't go cutting yourself! You'll find a tube of Sainsbury's sundried tomato paste at £1.29 works just as well. And yeah, that sounds like a good idea except the logistics of it blow my mind. Can you imagine the costs of the airtickets alone?
Gabriel: Aw! Yeah - I am unhinged. Thank you for your and reassuring kind words. Merry Christmas too! x x
I'd bet we'd find that we are like 80% all products of our upbringing and we are like our parents in many ways.
I had good parents! :)
Carl
ok bitch
i'm back
suffering from a vodka hangover still before i left for iraq. been a month and hitting post desert stress levels.
the nice fink is i walked straight into my new apartment and am a little shellshocked.
be in touch shortly when i got the broadband boys in to setup.
geseende krismas!!
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